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A series of stories involving my family's battle against Foreign movies. |
| It was Monday, June 30th, 2025, and you are still stuck in a crumby hotel room! Thankfully, you have a court case coming up at the end of the month, but that shit is weeks away! You wanted this shit to be OVER by now! The next day, on July 1st, 2025, your wife would call you and asks if you could make some videos on OnlyFans. You ask why and she says that she needs a little extra money to pay off the extortionists at the electric company! You told her to just tell the electric company to piss off, but she gets mad and yells at you over the phone, telling you that she and her kids are not going to sit in the dark all Summer long without an air conditioner! You would let out a big sigh and agree to pay the bill before hanging up the phone and placing your hands over your face in defeat. The next day, on July 2nd, 2025, you would be booting up you OnlyFans account and started to make your first video to OnlyFans. In this video, you were going to twerk on camera...for your viewers! The next day, on July 3rd, 2025, you would pay a random hooker to come over to your hotel room and lick random sauces and creams off of your body as you make another video for OnlyFans! The next day, on July 4th, 2025, you decided to enter the local hot dog eating contest, hoping to win even more money to help pay off those assholes at the electric company! As the contest starts, you would bite into a couple of hot dogs and nearly gag from the taste! You wonder why these hot dogs tasted this way. But then again, you are used to the taste of processed hot dogs from grocery stores and not the fresh ones served at the contest. You would look around for a bit before you would start slipping the wieners out of the buns and just eating the bread! You were hoping a judge wouldn't see this, but would soon get disqualified and kicked out of the contest! After walking a block or two from where they are having the contest, you would bust out into crying, blaming Ross for you failures instead of taking accountability for your actions! Back at the hotel room, as you clean off some mustard and ketchup from your face, you would get a bunch of notifications from Facebook. Apparently, your family is in another uproar because Ross is planning to see yet, another dumb Indian film...during an Independence Day weekend! Are you fucking kidding? IT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY WEEKEND, HE IS SUPPOSE TO BE CELEBRATING AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY, NOT FUCKING WATCHING MORE FOREIGN FILMS! Furious with this revelation, you decided to make plans to confront the bastard tomorrow! The next day, on July 5th, 2025, you would be getting some bad news! One of your nieces was going to work early this morning while sipping on some Moonshine. In a drunken daze, she would drive into the company's parking gate and cause a scene! While trying to move her car away from the damaged gate, cops would arrive, along with a tow truck! Are you fucking kidding? She was just telling the tow truck driver how to load up her Tesla, damn! Not only that, but your brother's wife would get arrested at his house just because a dog or two looked sick to a concerned neighbor! (Warning: the following media contains graphic content that may disturb some viewers,VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!) Are you fucking serious? DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE DOG FOOD IS?!? OR THE VET BILLS OFFICER?!? And the reason why she didn't take the dead animals out is because she didn't have the STRENGTH AND ENERGY to do so officer, DAMN!!! Your brother, furious with this, would rush home and tries to save his wife and pets! While on the way home, he would be sipping on some Moonshine, loading up some liquid courage before having a stand-off with the police! However, the Moonshine would be hitting harder than usual and your brother would pull over at a smoke shop to take a nap! Hours later, he would be rudely woken up by cops surrounding his vehicle! This would be the last fucking straw! You would attempt to pack your equipment and get ready to confront Ross at the International Movie Theater, but would once again remember that you are out on bond and if you tried anything, you will be heading back to jail! So instead of confronting Ross, you would do what you do best at...ordering up a dozen pizzas and devouring them one by one as tears start to pour down your face! |
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