A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

Trip to Movies gone bad - Final Destination: Bloodlines pt 2

It was Wednesday, May 21st, 2025, and you are quite a nervous wreck right now! You are nervous as all Hell about the upcoming trial tomorrow and are at a bar and grill with friends to calm your nerves with some booze! Your friends Frank and Kenny both tell you that this whole thing is a big misunderstanding and it will blow over in no time! All you had to do was walk right into court, tell the judge you are innocent, have the case dropped in 5 minutes or less, and then walk right on back out! This cheered you up a bit and you started downing some booze again!
On Thursday, May 22nd, 2025, you would march into court, ready to get things settled in a court of law and quickly return to normal family life! Unfortunately, things weren't going to work as well as you had hoped! For one, the court proceedings lasted all day, and two, the attorney wasn't doing a good job in trying to speed things up nor was he trying hard enough to convince the judge of your innocence! As the court proceedings go on, you pout in your chair, pissed that you could be doing other things rather than be in a courtroom with these assholes! You could be eating one stack of pancakes after another, eating one big mac after another, or better yet, eating a plate clean one after another at a Golden Corral!!!
After a long, stressful day, the proceedings end... with a continuance towards the end of July!
Are you fucking kidding?!? YOUR FRIENDS AND LAWYER TOLD YOU THAT THIS SHIT WAS IN THE BAG AND YOU COULD GET YOUR CHARGES DROPPED TODAY AND YOU WOULD BE BACK HOME WITH YOUR WIFE AND KIDS! You wanted to clobber the asshole judge, but thought it was best to keep your anger under control and stormed out of the courtroom!


Back at the hotel room, you would collapse onto the couch and cry your eyeballs out again! Instead of going back home to a warm, happy family, you are once again stuck in this cruddy room, all because of some asshole in a black robe!
The next day, on Friday, May 23rd, 2025, you found out that Ross is watching TNA with some friends this weekend!


This fucking pissed you off! WHILE ROSS IS HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE, YOU ARE STUCK IN A CRAPPY HOTEL ROOM ALL BY YOURSELF WHILE YOUR FRIENDS ARE OUT AT A BAR DRINKING AGAIN!
You would make some angry posts on Facebook before you resumed crying your eyeballs out on the couch!
On Saturday, May 24th, 2025, you would be waking up to some terrible news! One of your nieces would be involved in a wreck due to her intoxicated state! Apparently, instead of giving the other driver her insurance information, she attacked the driver and fled the scene! Unfortunately, cops quickly catch up to her and started their investigations.


Not only that, but last night, as one of your cousins and her husband return home after a night of drinking, they would get pulled over by the police! The couple would then give the cops attitude on the way to jail before they snap and lose their minds at a detention center!


Are you fucking kidding?!? HOW COULD THE COPS TREAT THESE TWO LIKE FUCKING ANIMALS?!?
You wanted to go over to where Ross is watching TNA, but remember that you are on a tight leash by the fucking courthouse! You would let out a deep sigh and order up about a couple dozen pizzas to swallow down as you start to bust out into tears again over this stupid bullshit!!!