A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the Movies gone bad! - Bring Her Back Now!

It was Friday, May 30th, 2025, and you are currently on the couch crying your eyeballs out! You couldn't believe that your sister has just died in a recent car wreck and it was all that bastard Ross's fault! As you try to think up of a place to order dozens of meals from, you find out that Ross is watching yet, another horror movie!


Are you fucking kidding? YOUR SISTER JUST FUCKING DIED AND THIS BASTARD IS SEEING A HORROR MOVIE SO SOON?!? WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?
You would make some more angry posts on Facebook before you would go back to the couch and cry your eyeballs out some more!

However, on the morning of Saturday, May 31st, 2025, you would get more bad news! Apparently, your mother, who was stricken with grief, would go to a grocery store to try to buy some booze...while already drunk! The store clerks refused to sell her anymore booze because of her intoxicated state, but your mother wouldn't have it and decided to give the clerks Hell, which causes them to pick up the phone and call the police!


Not only that, but last night, while your niece was coming back from a party with her child, she would lose control of her vehicle due to her drunken stupor and would run into an object, injuring herself and her child!


Are you fucking kidding? She wasn't THAT drunk officer, she was just goddamn tired! And the reason she is so skinny isn't because of drugs and alcohol, it's because food is expensive as Hell right now! And her baby didn't fly through the windshield because it wasn't strapped to a car seat, it was because the baby was trying to learn how to fly! Stupid fucking pigs!!!

This would make you so upset that you would once again, order up a couple dozen boxes of pizza and devour them one after another as you go back to crying your eyeballs out while on a couch in a crappy hotel room!!!