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I am capable of dimwitted thoughts.

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#1093596 added July 18, 2025 at 4:51pm
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Things I never wanted to hear...



"I got genital herpes warts in prison."
A friend shared.

What do I say, "There is an ointment for that."


Some things should be kept secret.


I like peanut and butter sandwiches.
But Doctor Farmer says she thinks that's a bad sandwich.
I still enjoy them.

I have no venereal diseases.
And I am sixty-two.
I think that is something to be proud of.

I don't know why she shared her genital herpes secret with me.
I am having E.D. after my stroke.
Maybe that is why she shared her secret?

Sincerely,


Muzzy
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