A Crazy day at the Racetrack!

A Crazy Day at the Racetrack!: 7/18/2025

It was July 14th, 2025, and you are currently at the dentist's office. Last weekend, while at a family gathering on a hot summer night, you would get so drunk, that you would slip and fall off a deck and into the bayou! In the process, you would bash a tooth or two off onto the dock as you fell into the water! You would go into the dentist's office and would get numbed up and ready to be worked on...
An hour or two later, a nurse would give you a dental bill...and the bill was over $5K!


You would immediately blow a gasket and start to go off on the medical staff, calling them a bunch of liars before they would call the police to escort you out!
Back in the camper hooked up to your wife's truck, you would throw around a few pieces of furniture before opening up a bottle of Moonshine and downing a good bit to help calm yourself down! The rest of the week would go by peacefully until Thursday, July 17th, 2025, you would find out that Ross is going back to the racetrack tomorrow night!


Are you fucking kidding? Last time he went to the racetrack, one of your cousin's families got their life ruined forever and one of your siblings and his buddies got arrested just for talking shit to a random group of people!
You would down another bottle or two of Moonshine before falling asleep that night!

The next day, on July 18th, 2025, while your nephews were hanging out in your camper, you would get some horrible news! Last night, one of your nieces would get dragged out of her home and arrested, just over a stupid arrest warrant!


Not only that, but early this morning, one of your cousins would be arrested while she was innocently taking her kids to school!
(Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!)


Are you fucking kidding officer? SHE WASN'T THAT DRUNK, SHE ONLY HAD A CAN OR TWO OF THE WHITE CLAW BEER, AND SHE WASN'T STRUGGLING TO CARRY THE BABY! BABIES CAN GET HEAVY YOU KNOW!
Furious with this, you would unhook your camper and drive off in a hurry with your nephews inside of your wife's work truck. As you haul ass, you would down some Moonshine to build up some courage and confront the bastard at the racetrack! However, on your way on the highway, you would nearly hit a cop car as you blaze by the patrolman! As soon as he got behind you with lights and sirens, you started cussing up a storm with your nephews panicking in the truck! You would down the rest of the Moonshine quickly before pulling over. As the cop gets out of his car and starts yelling at you, you would get spooked and piss on yourself! Not only that, but as soon as he yanks the door open, your Moonshine jug would fall out and smashes at the cop's feet!


As you get hauled off to jail, crying and soaking in your own urine, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: