Corrupt a Wish

Granted, however you aren't nearly as precise as you think you are, and the dragon does exactly what you ask for out loud. Whether the request is of him, or somebody else. Or rhetorical, even. No matter where you are, the time of day, anything and everything. So, since you were aggravated when the dragon gave you a pen that never runs out of ink because the ink barrel is as big as a house, well, you said "can't you pay attention?" to him, so now he does. Every instant of every day, there he sits, eyes focused on your mouth, just waiting for that next wish.

I wish I hadn't slipped on the floor yesterday, and banged up my knee and butt, because it really hurts. Wait. I wish I hadn't done that even if it didn't hurt. Ha ha!

Chriswriter

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."George Eliot

"I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved, for the realm of darkness is great beyond the grave." George Eliot

"Maturity is overrated." Garfield