Question of the Day!

It''s like this, see; I'd talk about my Husky named Max. For anyone who isn't in the know, I have a Husky and his name is Max.

I'd also talk about my wife's puppy, Bellah. What? Didn't you know my wife has a puppy? Well, she does, an Australian Shepard, and her name is Bellah.

Max is eight months old now, and Bellah is his companion. She's only four months old, but they get along great and can be really entertaining. Do you have some time, I'll tell you all about them.

Of course, after a bit, the kidnapper (s) will tell me to shut up about the dogs. That's when I start playing dirty and sing the Barney song, over and over and over, until they scream for me to stop. I will, of course, but only to start over from the beginning about Max and Bellah.

This is what I will repeatedly do until they threaten to return me. I'll refuse, and if they force me to go, I'll return until they pay me a ransom to stay away!