Question of the Day!

"And, yea, from the bounty of goodness that spingeth forth from thine barren lands, which I have made good, and fertile, and plentiful, though shalt offer a sacrifice in return;

And this sacrifice shall remind thee of the wickedness within your hearts; and thou shall praise The Lord for the good and plentiful bounty given upon thee;

For The Lord has borrowed from the Recipe Book of the Underworld that which makes
everything it touches taste like green dirt, and it cannot be made to taste unclean;

And thou will be pressured to eat it by Gwyneth Paltrow and other agents of chaos who desire gold and silver;

And this shall be known as Kale."

-The Lost Scripture of Somebody, probably