If the pizza has pineapple on it, it ain't pizza. Mozzarella cheese, pepperoni, onion, mushrooms, and if you're so inclined, and I'm not, anchovies, are the only Italian authorized toppings for real pizza. In fact, I had pizza yesterday in St. Augustine at an authentic Eyetalian restaurant, and they don't offer pineapple on their pizza. So, see? I'm right about this.
And yes, I did (just barely) survive yesterday's shopping spree.
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