I'm just kidding. I love bees, and I will work in their general vicinity.
I'm afraid of pelicans. There's no rational reason, other than they look like pterodactyls, follow you with their beady little eyes, can fit your whole head in their beak, and have zero fear of humans.
I will trust my lizard brain on this one.
BEWARE THE PELICAN.
You should see the people in Cuba make fun of me for it.
Me: Oooo a shark! Can I pet it?
Also me: OMG A PELICAN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIE
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