What time of year is it? Is there a fire? What else would drive me out in such a hurry? Earthquake? Unlikely around here. Flood? I live well above any water sources. Must I count the clothes I'm wearing? And how long have I got for unplugging the computer and its terminals? Medicines? Nah, I can do without them.
Gets complicated, doesn't it? In the end, I think I'd just try to put out the fire or die in the attempt. I really can't be bothered with rushing out into the snow dressed only in a bathrobe with computer tower tucked under my arm. I'd stay calm (remember your newsfeed post) and face my fate with old fart irascibility.
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