Question of the Day!

I was in self-checkout. The last item I had to scan was a jar of alfredo sauce. It slipped from my hand and hit the edge of the checkout tabletop and exploded. I was covered in alfredo sauce from the waist down. Not only did I have to go walk to the aisle for another jar, but I then had to drive home like that. The staff was nice enough to give me a bunch of paper towels to wipe myself off and they cleaned the floor for me and collected the broken glass. When I got home, I threw away my shoes as they were saturated in the dairy-based sauce, I tossed my clothes in the wash and hopped in the shower.