Question of the Day!

This is a bit long but I think you'd like this. I found it to be absolutely hilarious:

John and Joe

There were twin brothers named John and Joe.
John was married. Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated boat.
It happened that John's wife died around the same time Joe's boat sank.

An old lady ran into Joe on the street and obviously mistaken him for John.
She said, "I'm so sorry to hear about your loss-what happened to her?".

Joe looks down at the ground and said, "She started to go downhill towards the end. Her bottom was shriveled up and she smelled like dead fish. She had a big hole in front and it got bigger every time I used her. But that's not what finished her".

"Four young boys from out of town were looking for a good time and asked if they could rent her. I warned them that she wasn't so hot anymore, but they still wanted her anyhow. The result was that these crazy fools all tried to get into her at once. It was too much for her and she cracked right up the middle."

He looks up from the ground, still saddened about his boat, just as the old lady fainted.

There were twin brothers named John and Joe.
John was married. Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated boat.
It happened that John's wife died around the same time Joe's boat sank.

An old lady ran into Joe on the street and obviously mistaken him for John.
She said, "I'm so sorry to hear about your loss-what happened to her?".

Joe looks down at the ground and said, "She started to go downhill towards the end. Her bottom was shriveled up and she smelled like dead fish. She had a big hole in front and it got bigger every time I used her. But that's not what finished her".

"Four young boys from out of town were looking for a good time and asked if they could rent her. I warned them that she wasn't so hot anymore, but they still wanted her anyhow. The result was that these crazy fools all tried to get into her at once. It was too much for her and she cracked right up the middle."

He looks up from the ground, still saddened about his boat, just as the old lady fainted.

Moral of the story is? Make sure who you're talking too, is actually who you think you are talking too.