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Alliteration Challenge WINNER ANNOUNCED in 250K Drawing 9/8!!

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For Alliteration Activity

Starting September 1 and continuing through September 7!

NOTE:

Anything Posted BEFORE September 1, or AFTER September 7, does not qualify.

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Share your funny titles, names and phrases and please do make me smile.. *Laugh*

Use of

Alliteration is preferred, but optional. You can just tell me something that makes me smile. Simple rules.

Those who don't follow the rules will most likely have their posts removed and will be blocked and ignored thereafter.

ALLITERATION = constant or frequent repetition of the same initial letter or sound. The title of this In and Out is a good example of alliteration using the "CH" sound!

These are supposed to be funny and creative. They can be Titles or Character Names or just funny ideas.

You must amuse me.

I tend to think of these things in order to relax and I have notebooks full of ideas for names.

Come in and join me.

You never know when that might happen.

or

I can write stuff by myself and make myself grin and roll on the floor.

Why not join me?

Pokey Procrastinating Polecats! *Laugh*

You could win one of these since at least one will be given out every day from September 1 - 7~~

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or you could win another BADGE of MY choosing if you make me laugh hard enough.

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All entrants (who submit qualified entries from 9/1 through 9/7/25) will be entered ONE TIME in a virtual dice drawing to win a grand prize of 250,000 Gift Points on September 8, 2025.



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: 09-07-25 @ 9:02pm
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: 09-05-25 @ 9:05pm
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: 09-05-25 @ 8:54pm
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: 09-05-25 @ 8:22pm
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: 09-05-25 @ 8:21pm
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: 09-05-25 @ 8:07pm
: A man a plan a canal panama

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: 09-03-25 @ 12:29am
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: 09-02-25 @ 11:36pm
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: 09-02-25 @ 9:44pm
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: Frankly, Frank from France failed frightfully from fleeing Fester's fast freebee five-finger fleecing felony.

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: 09-02-25 @ 8:45am
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: 09-01-25 @ 6:48pm
: Maniacal Muses Make Masquerade Movie Maniacs Maul Multiple Macho Mafia Men at Magical Madcap Musical!

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: 09-01-25 @ 5:47pm
: Jubilant Jellyfish Jostle and Jump in the Jam Jar Jail

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: 09-01-25 @ 5:24pm
: Bumbling bean biting buccaneers burp belly bi-products between both buttocks

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: 09-01-25 @ 3:45pm
: I caught the clumsy cat crawling carefully

: Celebratin'Slipslidin'Senior Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-25 @ 11:07am
: Billowing balloons batter Big Bob the Beaming Balloonist barricaded by billions of beady-eyed birds. Bristling. Bobbing. Beaked.

: deemac Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-25 @ 9:44am
: Best to bask in a beautiful bubble bath before a birthday bash because ... it's lovely to lie and luxuriate languidly in luscious, lavender lather.

: 🌻 pwheeler ~ happy 25th WDC Author IconMail Icon
: 09-07-24 @ 8:56pm
: Final festive fun day. Delighted to discover new, novel activities and refresh friendships. All the best to everyone!

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: 09-07-24 @ 2:30pm
: Decorative Day's delightful adieu. Celebrations cease so soon, sadly ... such sweet sorrow! Farewell to feisty fun featured here. Why worry? 'Twill return again next year! Thank you tHiNg!

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: 09-06-24 @ 8:30pm
: Presently, presents presented to the pride panel president are purportedly patiently opened in order by a keyboarder who hoards the packaging cords.

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: 09-06-24 @ 6:40pm
: Chomping Chimneys Chirping Chucked Chillingly.

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: 09-06-24 @ 3:05pm
: Friday festive fun for celebrating the sensational site where we write.

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: 09-06-24 @ 1:09pm
: Take the time to telephone Teddy tonight. Tomorrow, Teddy's tonsils travel to a table tray.

: Princess Megan Rose Author IconMail Icon
: 09-06-24 @ 12:34pm
: Dragons, Dinosaurs Disco Dancing, Dashing, No Dungeons, Dark Dimensions. Dark and Happy Diameters. Delightful.

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: 09-06-24 @ 12:11pm
: The blueblood blinked blankly when the blathering bloke blurted, "Blimey buddy, your bloody booboo's bleeding blue!"

: WW is Monk! Cop Shop @ Bard's Author IconMail Icon
: 09-06-24 @ 11:59am
: Before buying bleach, beware! Buddy's Brand bears broken bottle bungs.

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: 09-06-24 @ 5:40am
: Raucous Rachel rocked the aRena with her rendition of Rebel Rebel ... really, it was her room in Redbrick Road, but Rachel likes to dReam.

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: 09-05-24 @ 9:55pm
: Charitable Challenges Changed Children, Chance's Charms Chimed.

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: 09-05-24 @ 8:03pm
: Pretty Pricilla pretended to pray, probably preparing to impress the preacher.

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: 09-05-24 @ 4:42pm
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: 09-05-24 @ 4:20pm
: Simply saying something smelly stinks since stewing sassafras sardines speaks superfluously.

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: 09-05-24 @ 4:04pm
: Here's something different, I have a border collie and when I go walking with her, there would be times, she would go after my shoelaces because I would have to look at tail and make sure she's clean. So, I hope that made you laugh.

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: 09-05-24 @ 1:40pm
: Masquerading marauder mistakenly murders mistress Laura Croft, causing calamity and amity among guests.

: Charles Author IconMail Icon
: 09-05-24 @ 1:37am
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: 09-04-24 @ 11:12pm
: Choosy Children Chose Chewy Cherries.

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: 09-04-24 @ 7:41pm
: Slimy, skinny snails snacking and shuffling disco dancing. Sly, shy, slow snails sneezing, slurping Slow Gin Fizz. Stood up straight and snarled. Snails, scales, fell on a steep slope and were sealed in steel.

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: 09-04-24 @ 1:58pm
: Frantic fingers fly forth across keyboards, crunching celebration causes quickly with festive flair.

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: 09-04-24 @ 11:46am
: Xenophobic xylophone player Xerses, xeroxed x-rated x-rays to Xavier

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: 09-04-24 @ 11:09am
: "Drat, double drat," declared Dick Dastardly, determining doing dastardly deeds delivered darned dead ducks!

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: 09-04-24 @ 10:23am
: Lilli loves lapping up lattes!

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: 09-04-24 @ 9:17am
: White witches weird weird weapons for wealth and wonder, wailing wildly in the western winds as they wish for wacky wax to work out woke winter wages with.

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: 09-04-24 @ 8:38am
: Zounds! Zeppelin-borne Zanzibar zoologists zealously zap zombie zebras, zuccessfully zaveguarding zeveral zitting-duck zpecies.

: Unapologetic Witch Author IconMail Icon
: 09-04-24 @ 8:37am
: Scared scavengers scramble when winds whistle wildly through thoroughfares thick with fairground garbage.

: THANKFUL SONALI Party Hopping! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-04-24 @ 8:07am
: Stylish StoryMaster, StoryMistress stunning Staff, strategically study statistics. Star-struck students stare. Stories, stimulated, start stirring.

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: 09-03-24 @ 10:08pm
: Yo, yes, you justified your joking and yapping with poking and prepping till you dropped dead, dear devilish dummy.

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: 09-03-24 @ 9:49pm
: Wonky Willy wildly whallops walls while wandering in the woods of Wyoming wailing woefully.

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: 09-03-24 @ 7:56pm
: It is insulting, insisted Ida irritably inside immense imitation ice igloos.

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: 09-03-24 @ 7:09pm
: Predictably pugnacious popinjays present pugilistic propensities, prompting pedantic pensioners to pen pastoral poetry.

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: 09-03-24 @ 11:24am
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: 09-03-24 @ 9:46am
: Weird Wanda wondered if wearing only her white, wireless Wonderbra was why she heard whistles when she walked.

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: 09-03-24 @ 6:23am
: Muggin Chuggin needs some hugs. He had a buggy to carry his luggage. Chiggens Liggens had reason to gripe; she was not his type. He was filled with glee when he spotted Horrace Braydon Lee.

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: 09-03-24 @ 12:49am
: Mooing mammals, managing meadows, maintain magical milk marshmallows, making millions magnificently mellifluous.

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: 09-02-24 @ 9:06pm
: Kooky kookaburras combine concubines and porcupines confined under quarantine to querulously quash unquestioned intentions.

: Charles Author IconMail Icon
: 09-02-24 @ 6:19pm
: Darryl the dinosaur dauntingly dances to disco

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: 09-02-24 @ 4:10pm
: {e:cow} {e:cow} {e:cow} Cute cows chew cud and cuddle with cute calves in clover. {e:4leaf} {E:bighug}

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: 09-02-24 @ 10:19am
: Sassy Sally says stop slurping supper’s steaming sausage soup so sloppily!

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: 09-02-24 @ 8:28am
: Cheezy Chuckles

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: 09-01-24 @ 10:21pm
: Silly skunks spray smells so sourly stinky

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: 09-01-24 @ 6:35pm
: Birthday bash wearing a shah would not take out the trash and at last, this flash of humble pie hit the sky and fell on Mars bars that kant be denied but kant get tied the spouse cried and then moon said good buy.

: Princess Megan Rose Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-24 @ 2:55pm
: Mother Monkey held baby monkeys tail so he wouldn't mosey away. Munching on Mac and Cheese and M&Ms. Monkey messed himself. Mayday Monday.

: Soldier_Mike Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-24 @ 2:25pm
: Titles and titters, joking and jitters, cut-ups and critters, tenacious twitters - I hope I've helped you find laughs for your sitters!

: 🌻 pwheeler ~ happy 25th WDC Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-24 @ 1:21pm
: Hoping Hoovsie has a happy, humorous, honorable, hopeful, and fulfilling, fun, festive fete for our best birthday bash ever!

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: 09-01-24 @ 11:13am
: Big, bright birthday balloons bulge and billow buffeted by the balmy breeze. BLAM! Bleat, wheeze, whistle. Limp latex languishes.

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: 09-01-24 @ 10:41am
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: 09-01-24 @ 9:23am
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: Unapologetic Witch Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-24 @ 8:20am
: Barbaric baristas brew breakfast coffee coughing and guffawing all the way.

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: 09-01-24 @ 12:42am
: Which Witch went whacky walking with weary wolves wearing warning whistles?

: Brian K Compton Author IconMail Icon
: 09-01-24 @ 12:26am
: Good gooey human gravy hard to get.

: Amethyst Angel h✟k ♡ Author IconMail Icon
: 11-03-23 @ 4:37pm
: Fat friendly fairies feast on fruit filled fritters while fiddling futuristically...

: THANKFUL SONALI Party Hopping! Author IconMail Icon
: 09-30-23 @ 1:27am
: Tremendous turtles trudge triumphantly, tracing treasures.

: Dad Author IconMail Icon
: 09-07-23 @ 9:48pm
: It's Ferd Farkle, of the Fabulous Farkle Family of Fairfax, Florida! He farts frequently.

: WW is Monk! Cop Shop @ Bard's Author IconMail Icon
: 09-07-23 @ 8:26pm
: Felicia Friar's fantastically formed filo Flogeres flake fabulously for five Finnish farmers' formal feast-fest.

: ßlυҽყҽʐ Author IconMail Icon
: 09-07-23 @ 5:38pm
: Miss Muffet munches on mozzarella and milkwhey, mussing with her messy mullet which stands like spikes as she splats scary spiders spinning beside her, spooking the spinster away.

: 👼intuey Author IconMail Icon
: 09-07-23 @ 3:54pm
: Handsome Harry had a handful of heavenly honey habitually ever since Hardworking Hank handed Handsome Harry honey harvested from Haven Hen Hive

: Words Whirling 'Round Author IconMail Icon
: 09-07-23 @ 3:19pm
: Clever Chloe Clapton conned Connie Condon

: 🌻 pwheeler ~ happy 25th WDC Author IconMail Icon
: 09-07-23 @ 12:18pm
: Cute cats sleep in sunbeams, curled up all cozy and sweet.

: Princess Megan Rose Author IconMail Icon
: 09-07-23 @ 12:13pm
: Roundabouts. Round and round. Relenting. Runaround. Ranting. Raving. Ran rampant, rovering, no relaxing. Roundabouts reek. Revolting. Revolving. No resolution. Just raunchy, revolution ranting, ravaging accidents! I hate roundabouts!

: Unapologetic Witch Author IconMail Icon
: 09-07-23 @ 1:13am
: Aunt eaters meet anteaters teetering on tater tot toe-shoes.

: Petra Pansky Author IconMail Icon
: 09-06-23 @ 6:03pm
: Talented Tiberius traveled to Transylvania to try teaching trampolining to acro-bats.

: 🌻 pwheeler ~ happy 25th WDC Author IconMail Icon
: 09-06-23 @ 5:26pm
: Wow this week is whirling wicked fast. Fearless writers, let's lean into the WDC love!

: Unapologetic Witch Author IconMail Icon
: 09-06-23 @ 4:09pm
: Sitting still stifles the muse. Stifling muses distills snarky brews.

: Unapologetic Witch Author IconMail Icon
: 09-06-23 @ 4:03pm
: Seasoned secretaries outrank nurturing nannies despite strengthened stereotypes which negate neglectful...research.

: Hades Author IconMail Icon
: 09-05-23 @ 10:36pm
: Pretty party people pop pastel pasteries!

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: 09-05-23 @ 7:13pm
: Awkward amateur artists arranged an annual award association amid angry apprentices allowing absentees.

: Petra Pansky Author IconMail Icon
: 09-05-23 @ 5:01pm
: Regina's Roman radical radishes are rarely revolting rabble-rousers.

: K. Ray Author IconMail Icon
: 09-05-23 @ 4:30pm
: Without pants on ones pallid posterior, lunar light is luminous.

: AmyJo-home sweet home Author IconMail Icon
: 09-05-23 @ 3:31pm
: Andre adores absurd blogs at the Banana Bar.

: 🌻 pwheeler ~ happy 25th WDC Author IconMail Icon
: 09-05-23 @ 3:05pm
: Wicked warm; make that hot, hot, hellishly, horrifyingly hot. Hopefully cool clouds come quickly.

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