She comes back with a large whisky bottle and what appears to be a phonebook under her arm. She places the bottle in front of you and sets the book down with a *thump*. Looking at it you see it has the word's *Fatty Patties menu* on it. She then takes a glass out and pours you a drink.
"First one's on the house." She say's while leaning lower to give you a view of her endless cleavage.
"Thank's." You say absently while excepting the drink. You look over the first few menu page's. Everything was ridiculously cheap, but at the same time you'd yet to find a single item in here that wasn't fried or soaked in butter. Everything was unbelivably fattening and not at all appitising.
That was until so had a gulp of the whisky. Then suddenly everything looked *very* appetising.
"See anything you like suger." She said with a coy smile. Her ample assests mashing against the bar as she leaned on it. She looked at the label on the bottle.
'whale whisky- guarenteed to make anyone fat and hungry'.
"Everything." You say while still looking through the book. With every page more delites that you would have found disgusting a minute ago were revaled to you. You couldn't decide what to get.
"You got it suger. Everything we have." She said before taking the book away and snapping you out of your trance.
"Wait. I'd love to but I can't afford that much." You say miserably while drinking more.
She smiles and winks at you. "Don't worry none honey. It's on the house." She say's before walking into the kitchen. Her rear swaying behind her.
You sit there with a big grin. Eager to get stuck into a meal which would change your life forever.
You really should have listened to the two outside.
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