"Oh...crap!" is all you can say at the moment. You assume it's just some kind of weird dream...
It just smiles, "If this was a dream....could I do THIS?!" He spits out a fireball....AND HITS YOUR TV!!
You get pissed, "HEY! That's a $200 TV you just put up in flames!!!"
"Yeah, yeah...I'll send a check in the mail," it says without any remorse.
You feel a little more angry than terrified.... the little punk just blew up your TV!!!
"Relax buddy... you wont need it where youre going!"
"Um...what?" you look at it strangely.
It grins wickedly at you, "...Im going to eat you, ya moron!"
"WHAT??!!!" you jump in terror!
It yells, "I SAID IM GONNA-
"I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!! But... youre just a plush doll!" you say out of curiosity.
"You'd be surprised the types of magical abilities I know... compliments of your girlfriend Sally! Or should I say, EX-girlfriend?!"
EX?! "Wait, what do you mean by EX-girlfriend?"
It starts to laugh, "Heheheh... Sally found out about how you flirted with that foreign exchange girl from Germany! And now she wants payback! Word to wise: NEVER try and break the heart of someone who specializes in dark-arts!!!!"
Oh crap! You remembered that day! "Um...that was..uh, that was nothing! I was uh...just chatting with her and.."
"Sorry buddy, I could care less! Im just hungry and Im looking at a decent meal...oh...and Im gonna come clean... it WILL hurt....A LOT!!!!"
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