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A café where anybody could be eating and anybody could be eaten.

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Chapter #8

No familly, but what about children?

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“Bummer,” Tommy, aka the original Green Ranger, said after learning his favorite restaurant was all out of the Family Matter cast.

“Yah, sorry. About an hour, ago Sabrina the teenage witch ordered our last member, Urkal. On the bright side, she said he tasted stringy. You probably wouldn’t have liked him.” Jon looked at his feet, dejected about being unable to get his favorite star his favorite meal. Maybe he could find something on the menu that the martial artist would enjoy just as much? Jon thumbed through the menu, trying to find someone that would satisfy the Power Ranger.

“How about Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean?” Jon suggested quickly, pointing to the scraggily face of the world’s greatest pirate.
“Too salty, all that sea air ruins the taste,” Tommy groaned. He had been really hopping to have his desired meal and it really bummed him out that they were all out. How could he get into his Zord unless he got his favorite meal?

“What about Motoko from Love Hina? She’ll fill you up and her fighting spirit might rub off on you.” Tommy shook his head; he wasn’t in the mood for Japanese. He needed some good old fashion American star to eat or he wouldn’t be able to work properly. Jon sighed, he couldn’t think of anyone else that Tommy could eat, he’d suggested his favorites, but all of them had been turned down. He was about to suggest that maybe Tommy should come back later when they may have some new Family Matter characters on the menu, when Bunny walked up to the table.

“Having trouble ordering?” the friendly waitress smiled and got simultaneous nods from Tommy and Jon.

“Well do I have a surprise for you. We just got a new dish in and she’s a dozy. She hasn’t been put on the menu yet, but I’ll let you order her because I can tell you’re really hungry.” Tommy looked at Bunny interested, he hadn’t been able to find anyone he wanted on the menu, but maybe this new dish was what he was looking for.

“Who is she?” Tommy asked.

“Her name is Kelly Bundy from Married with Children and when I told her she was going to be eaten, she got really excited.” Tommy nodded, intrigued by this new meal they were offering. Jon on the other hand was flabbergasted.

“Kelly Bundy?! The Kelly Bundy?! Damn, I used to watch her all the time on the TV in my room, with the door locked, while in bed, and with some lotion and tissues.” Bunny and Tommy looked at Jon for a second, both with mutual looks of curiosity. Jon grew flustered and tried to make himself small, he should of left out that last part.

“Yep, she sure is pretty and smart too.” Jon rolled his eyes at Bunny’s comment. The bunny waitress was slow on the uptake. She was the only person Jon knew that could say they once had a pet rock die because they forgot to feed it. Jon forgot about the dumb comment and looked at Tommy. Would he order Kelly and if so, was their any chance Jon could get her autograph before she was digested?

You have the following choices:

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1. Bring on Kelly

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2. Maybe another sitcom

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