Rita placed the plate with the you sandwich on the table and waited for the first girl. A few girls walked by the kitchen but didn't enter because they had classes or other things to do. But it wasn't long before the first girl walked in; to Rita's surprise and actual delight, your girlfriend Lisa walked in. Lisa was back from her morning classes; her tummy was complaining to her, it wanted something yummy. "Hey Rita," Lisa greeted her and then saw the sandwich, "Is that yours?" "Oh take it," Rita encouraged, "It's a special recipe, I made it for the first hungry girl that came in here." "Wow, lucky me," Lisa said with a smile, "Thank you so much." Lisa sat down and picked up the sandwich, "It looks positively delicious." She took her first bite which included a nice chunk of you. She crunched and munched, and in no time, had gobbled you all up with a lot of "Mmms and yums" the whole time. She then let out a nice sized belch. Rita smiled, "So how was it." Lisa smiled too, while rubbing her full belly, "It was divine, the best sandwich in the world. Please tell me, what was the fried meat, besides the lemon-maple goodness, there was a perfect hint of an interesting flavor I have never tasted before. What did you call that wonderful sandwich creation?"
Even though Rita knew how angry Lisa was most likely to get, she told her, "Well Lisa, I called it a 'Fried Lemon-Maple Jason Strip Sandwich', yummy wasn't it?" Lisa's mouth gapped open, "A WHAT STRIP!" Rita wasn't scared, she giggled, "A Jason strip, I breaded the little guy up, fried him up, and made him into a sandwich." Lisa started shaking and tearing up, "You fried my boyfriend up and let me devour him on a sandwich. I ATE MY DARLING JASON!" Lisa then burst into tears and ran off out of the kitchen. Rita shrugged, "Some people just can't appreciate great food when they eat it."
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