TF Chaos in South Park

The person who found TF ray gun that the doctor had created was of course fatass. Or to be more precise Eric Cartman: Local ass hat, part time megalomaniac and of course hater of Jews especially that Jew rat Kyle Bro..bro..yeah Kyle. So anyway Eric was walking along the sidewalk near his home when he spotted something that the other pedestrians and car drivers had all missed. It was something..metal and plastic sticking out of a bush.

"Holy Jesus’ smoking ass hole. What *is* that thing?" Cartman asked rhetorically since he was currently by himself. He pulled it out and examined it. Eric had no trouble figuring out what it was but he couldn't quite believe it. Was this *really* a transformation ray? Who would make such a thing. "Probably Doc Mephisto." Eric muttered to himself answering his own question. "Hmm.." He said as he pondered what to do next...