"Hot diggity dog! I never win shit - this is awesome." Jeff booms.
Ken and I smile at eachother. The devious look on Jeff's face starts getting me horny as hell. He smacks his fist against his hand, "This gnat is going to regret being spotted by us." He turns around, bends over and looks between his legs. The plane is heading directly at his huge crusty butt. He shoots out a nasty gust of noxious fumes. The plane is blown backwards and tumbles. He is laughing and shaking. Just the thought of a fart able to take out an airplane makes him stiff.
Somehow, the plane rights itself and heads away from the sadistic giant. Jeff turns back around and places his hand in front of the fleeing plane. It pulls up into a tight, high climb. Holding his head directly above, he drizzles spit out which lands smack on the front of the plane. It is sent spiraling down again. Before it hits the water, he puts his large palm under it and holds it up to his face.
The pilots are trying to power out of his hand, but Jeff easily breaks off both wings and tosses them in his mouth. He holds the plane up so that everyone inside can watch him chew up the wings with his mouth open. Then he swallows and burps directly on the plane. All of the windows are smashed by the strong wind. The stench fills the cabin.
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