Yoruichi, the best friend of Urahara, wanted to be more than that to the former head of Soul Society's Research Division. She had tried strutting around the house butt naked, snuggling him while he was caught napping, and even eating seductively while at dinner. But all of it was in vain. The man merely chuckled or ignored her completely.
And that was galling to the Master of Flash Steps.
She whined about her troubles to Ichigo Kurosaki whether he wanted to hear them or not and after getting fed up with this, Ichigo blurted out the first thing that came to his mind.
"Why don't you act the opposite of all that?!"
"What?"
"I mean he doesn't seem to notice how attractive your lithe body is so get fat! Or how good you smell, right? So get really smelly! Hell maybe he's one of those perverts who likes slobs or something?"
And before Ichigo realized he had been kissed on the cheek and was suddenly alone.
"At least she won't be complaining around me anymore," Ichigo muttered before leaving to hang out with his friends.
Back at Urahara's shop Yoruichi looked through all the aisles for something that might help her become slobby.
After ten minutes of this her eyes danced across something that might just do the trick...
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