You hear the banging at the door and think "what now?"
As you approach the front door a breeze blows through the house and a door closes, causing your towel to get snagged in it. You try to open the door, but it appears locked. You try pulling the towel out, but its in there pretty good.
The thumping continues, you groan and leave the towel behind as you investigate who is at your door. Its the police?
"Can you come back later?" You yelled through the door, "nows not a good time!"
"You better MAKE it a good time!" They threaten.
"I'm sorry, but I'm not really decent."
"I suggest you get decent and soon!"
You curse and then look down at the garments you pulled out from your dryer before tossing them to the floor, returning to the box, and pulling out a robe you saw.
You wrap it around your body and tie the sash, feeling awkward at the color and how it only comes down to your upper middle thigh.
You race to the door and quickly open it.
The officers looked surprised. "Oh! I'm sorry, miss. We thought a man lived here."
You looked at them confused, "a man does live here!"
"Oh your boyfriend?"
"What?!" You asked, shocked, "I don't HAVE a boyfriend!"
This day was getting increasingly obnoxious.
All of a sudden you felt something shaking in the pocket of the robe you were wearing. Annoyed you reached in and pulled out the obstruction in your pocket and looked at it in front of the cops: it was a vibrator.
"What the hell is WITH these things?!" You thought to yourself while the officers bit their lips.
"We didn't know you were in the....middle of something. We just wanted to let you know that your illegally parked in this neighborhood" the cops said, "but i suppose we can let you off with a warning, provided you think of one of us when you...continue..."
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