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Chapter #6
The Flypaper
by: Unknown
Lily is about to sit on you and the jersey cow's bovine rump comes down like a meteor as you're frantically trying to pull yourself free of the flypaper. While Lily said she wasn't going to hurt you, she was still a 1000lb bovine and you didn't want to take the chance of being crushed. Just when it looks like the cow is going to sit on you, you manage to pull yourself free from the flypaper and fall back. Lily sits down on the flypaper and lets out a distressed moo as the adhesive is stuck to her rump. You give a sigh of relief as Lily is mooing and shaking.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" shouts Lily. "Ow!" "I'm really sorry, Lily!" you yell up. "I didn't want to do it, but I really don't like the idea of being sat on!" Lily gave a loud moo of pain from the flypaper on her behind. You look up and see Lily mooing in pain and it even looks like she's ready to cry. You let out a sigh. After all, Lily was the nicest of the bovines on the farm and she didn't really mean any harm. All in all, it was probably a jerk move to pull this on her. You then walk up to try and help Lily pull the flypaper off of her rear. "Hold still, Lily," you say. "I'll get this off." Lily gives a pained moo. "Hurry up, Boss," groans the giant Jersey bovine. "This little old flypaper really hurts." You grab the edges of the flypaper and try to pull gently, but at this point, you're so small that even pulling on a piece of adhesive paper is a herculean task. You keep on pulling and grunt as you're forced to use force. You actually manage to yank so hard that Lily's eyes pop out of her head.
The cow moos in distress and stands up with you still holding the flypaper as you scream. "Lily! Calm down!" But Lily can't stay calm and runs around the barn mooing at the top of her lungs. As Lily runs around in circles, you're holding onto the flypaper for dear life and scream as Lily bucks her back legs into the air. She manages to toss you up as you pull the flypaper off and you're sent flying. "Oh no!" you yell. "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!" You're forced to use the flypaper as a makeshift parachute when a sudden gust of wind lifts you into the air and you bite your lip. "Oh no." You groan.
Lily is shaking her head and moos before speaking again. "Boss?" she asks. "Boss? Where are you? I'm sorry! I wasn't trying to hurt you! Perhaps I was being too rash." "Lily!" you yell. Unfortunately you're too high in the air for Lily to hear you and you're flying overhead where Christine, the meanest cow on the farm, is grazing. You give a gulp and then you hear Christine moo. You realize that it would very bad if Christine (who hated people in general) saw you at this minuscule size. So you blow on your flypaper parachute as you fly over the colossal holstein. Her tail at one point is dangerously close to swatting you as she continues to munch on the grass.
Another wind comes upon you and you're pushed over the fence. However, at that moment, you let go of your flypaper parachute and yell as you start to fall down from the sky and land on the back of the farm's largest...
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