Upon arriving at the campus auditorium, you find yourself sitting on Suzy's lap, while the university president makes a speech. Followed by the head football coach. The latter then asks you to say a few words. You blush slightly at the wolf whistles that accompany Suzy carrying you up to the podium, and placing you on top of it. So, you decide to be amusing. <p> "Hi, there! Thanks for letting me talk to you on such...'short' notice." <p> "AWWWWWWWWW!" groans the audience. <p> "I really don't have much more to add except...blacken the 'i' in Ohio State!" <p> "YAYYYYYY!" cheers the audience. <p> "You heard him, girls," shouted Suzy. The other eleven Song Girls rise as one, and bound on over to her. Then, they chant: "Give'em a 'B!' Give'em an 'L!' Give'em an 'A' and 'C!' Give'em a 'K!' Give'em an 'E!' Give'em a 'Y' and 'E! What's that spell?" <p> "Black Eye!" <p> "We can't here you!" <p> "BLACK EYE!" <p> "And, who do we want to give it to?" <p> "Ohio State!" <p> "We can't hear you!" <p> "OHIO STATE!" <p> Whereupon, the Song Girls begin forming a human pyramid, while the audience roars and applauds. Four of the six blondes form the base. They are climbed upon by the Chinese-American girl, in between the two remaining blondes. And, following them, come the African-American girl and the Vietnamese girl. The two Latinas act as spotters, while Suzy climbs up, to form the top of the pyramid. All of this, while continuing to chant "U-S-C," over and over. The climax comes when one of the Latinas runs over to the podium, grabs you with both hands, and then throws you up towards Suzy! <p> "HEYYYYYY!" you shout, in alarm. But, Suzy catches you, quite dextrously, holding you aloft in her left hand as she shouts: <p> "Goooooo, TROJANS!"