In your current state of panic, you run up and punch the red eye. The red eye's the weak spot in video game monsters -- hell, this reminded you of one game in particular where you literally face a giant eyeball as the final boss -- so you figure that it would sufficiently harm this lady, even if the eye itself was about your size. And to an extent, you were right. Immediately after your fist made contact with the smooth, slick, somewhat slimy surface, the giant woman shouted in agony as she covered her eye. You think to yourself, "Success!", but oh no. You're, for lack of a better term, utterly screwed.
Unbeknownst to you, her other eye glows for a brief second, and you're surrounded in blue... whatever this is... before being pulled out the window and thrown to the ground. You look up, seeing the woman for the first time now. Long, dark, mostly straight, blue-black hair that tapers and curls just above her thighs, pale skin, and a red, angry eye looking down at you -- accompanied by a long-sleeved pink top with gold cuffs, a pink miniskirt, a black full-body suit, white gloves, gold legwarmers, and pink boots -- all seemed to scream "This lady is bad news, get out of here!" Or "The author of this chapter is using the FireRed/LeafGreen version of Sabrina because they think she looks cooler that way!"
But try as you might, the blue energy still surrounded you, and you could only move your head. Without warning, the angered giantess...