"Eh, what the hell?" Dodger thought. "They're gonna find out sooner or later anyway, so I might as well show them now." So he romped his brand new bulk of portly, massively obese self into the room they were in(conveniently all at the same time)and said: "Oh, guys! I have a surprise for you!" They all turned and their jaws dropped in startled astounded amazement.
They could not believe how humongously fat Dodger was now. "Dodger? Is that you, man?" asked Tito. "It sure is. How do you like my new look? I, for one, love being so ponderous! I've always wanted to be a giant fat load of a mongrel, but it was unaffordable before. Now with this new life, it's perfectly affordable, and I love it! So, pretty great, eh? I'm New York's fattest quadruped!" "I don't suppose you could tell us how you got so fat?" asked Einstein. "No problem." Dodger replied. "It's this special fattening collar I've got on my neck. It's mystical, and even if I remove it, I'll still be just as round and rotund as I am now!" "My God, looks like you got your wish!" Francis commented. "And hey, it looks like it would be so much fun!" Rita told him.
"Believe me, it is fun! Especially since there's more of me for you to love and be smitten with, Rita." Dodger told her. "Hey, I was just thinking, Dodger..." Rita said to him. "Yeah?" Dodger asked. Rita walked over and said: "How would it be if you could please..."
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