Would you rather? Sam said, turning to his friend with a mischievous grin.
"You ever played 'Would You Rather'?"
Blaine raised an eyebrow. "Can't say I have. How does it work?" He asked sarcastically
"It's super simple," Sam explained, missing his classmates sarcasm. "Basically, you get two options, and you have to choose which one you'd rather do. If I think you answer all of my questions truthfully, I’ll stop farting
Blaine conceded. "Okay, anything to stop smelling your nasty gas. Give me the first question."
Sam thought for a moment, then his eyes lit up. "Alright, so I know you have crushes on Finn and Mr Schue so would…”
“ Woah, wait a minute, I so do not have a crush on Finn or mr Schue” interrupted Blaine, face flushing red with embarrassment at his crushes being exposed
“Relax, I won’t tell anyone. So first question,
would you rather have to clean Finns stinking feet with only your tongue or make out with Schues asshole”
“Ugh, Why’d you have to make the questions so vulgar, it’s invasive and reductive both to… “
Sam cut his friend off “Are you gonna answer or not because Im game to carry on letting rip in your face otherwise”
“Fine. I guess I’d make out with Mr schuesters butt.”
“New rule. You have your explain your choice”
“He has a nice ass, especially with the pants he wears to school Plus Finns feet reek, they definitely haven’t been washed recently but I bet Mr Schue washes his ass properly so I would rather do that.”
“Yeah you would, I bet he could blast out the most rotten farts right onto your tongue and that wouldn’t stop you. You’d definitely suck them right out of his asshole willingly but can’t even handle a few from my white chocolate booty.”
“You’re really something Sam, I’ll say that much.”
Blaine saw a shift in Sam’s body, with him crossing his legs in an obvious attempt to hide his coming erection.
“Wait are you hard right now, do farts and fart talk turn you on. That’s so messed up. I mean I had an inkling you were maybe into guys but not this” laughed a smirking Blaine
“No they don’t. That’s totally not true, they’re just fun to torture with. Maybe the doors open to maybe trying stuff with guys but not the other stuff” argued Sam, his ivory skin flushed pink with the humiliating circumstances
“Really? Because I bet if you took your hands off of your lap i could see your boner”
"Sorry, I’ll just put it back in jockstrap?" Sam said, embarrassed.
"No, nothing to be sorry about Sam. I’m glad you’re exploring yourself I just think it’s Amusing that Not only are you boned up at the thought of our teachers ass but I bet you were turned on when you were letting loose on my face”
“… maybe a little” cringed Sam, exposed about his fetish and sexuality
“There’s nothing little about you Sam, you can’t really hide something that big, even if you try” teased Blaine “ you can show me Sam, even I’m getting a little turned on” admitted Blaine as he pointed to his own twitching crotch
“Oh yeah, what’re you gonna do ‘bout that because I have an idea or two” flirted Sam
“I mean we could give each other a hand unless…”
“That does sound appealing, what’s the other option ”
“I’m pretty hungry, we could always get some food. I love Taco Bell even if it’s can’t stop farting for hours afterwards. We could go grab some if that’s something you’d be willing to put up with”
What should Sam decide to go with?
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