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Rachel was startled awake by her own fart. She quickly looked around and saw the sleeping Harold in bed next to her. His snores broke the silence in the bedroom. “Oh God, I didn’t did I?” she asked her self with a nervous whisper.
“You sure did!” came a chipper voice.
“Who’s there? Who said that?” a panicked Rachel asked to a quiet room with just Harold and herself inside.
“It was me, Fanny,” the voice answered. Rachel quickly looked around the room for the source and was startled to find the source in a reflection on the side of a glass of water. Her eyes went wide at the large woman with fire engine red hair waving to her smiling, “Good morning gassy butt!”
“Who in the blue Hell are you?” Rachel asked as she pulled the covers up to her eyes in fright. A quick sniff of all the farts that the covers were trapping inside forced Rachel to rethink this idea and pull the covers back down, “Phaugh! The smell!”
“It’s great isn’t it?” Fanny said from her reflective prison. “Can’t really get a good whiff form in here but I have my memories.”
“Who are you?” Rachel asked again as she checked to make sure Harold was still asleep.
“I’m Fanny, and I’m who you’re based on now,” she explained as she, mimed cutting a nasty fart. She wafted it to her face with a smile.
“How, how can I be based on you?” Rachel asked, feeling like she was going out of her mind.
“Well, do you remember that wish you made at the wishing well?” Rachel nodded her head yes vigorously. “Well when you threw the coin it dislodged a coin my niece threw in wishing she was just like me. It looks like the two wishes got mingled together and now you got both.”
“So that’s why I’m a giant sized gassy woman?”
“A cougar,” Fanny corrected her. “You got my libido too for younger guys. And well you can tell that it’s pretty strong huh?”
“So if all this is true…!”
“And it is.”
“Why am I seeing you in reflections?”
“Isn’t it obvious? You need some help being the gassy sexpot you are!”
“No!”
“Yep, now get ready to help Harold with his morning wood.”
“What?” Rachel yelled a little panicked.
“Wake him up with a smelly juicy fart!” Fanny winked.
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