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Guys and Gals become sexy middle-aged women who love to display their flatulence.

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Chapter #7

Clothes Shopping With Two Fat Farters

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“What abut this?” Janine asked Dani as she held up a lime green top.

“Not low cut enough,” Dani told her without looking away from the rack she was currently picking through. “We need to really show off those big boobs’ cleavage.”

“If you say so,” Janine shrugged and farted. She looked around and saw a nice tube top that was a neon purple. “How about this?”

Dani looked over and raised her eyebrows admiringly, “That’ll work. Go try it on, I’m gonna put on these stretch pants. They should really emphasize my muffin tops.” Dani took Janine by the hand and dragged her to the dressing rooms, intent to make sure they were dressed as obnoxiously as possible.

A few fatty grunts and quite a few fat girl farts later, the two women emerged from the dressing rooms. Dani was dressed in a pair of day glow green pumps, red spandex capri pants, which as she had predicted showed off her muffin top, and a bright orange short sleeve shirt with a massive boob window cut out of it. Dani walked out in her tube top, her boobs overflowing the top to a ridiculous degree, with bright green spandex booty shorts that showed off her fat dumpy legs.

“Okay we’re looking good,” Dani nodded her head approvingly. “Now give me what I need most.” Janine nodded and gave her a twirl and as she did so let out a rank fart, pleasing Dani as her plans moved ever forward, “Perfect.”

“if you say so,” Janine shrugged, adjusting her top as her boobs began to spill out. “Now what?”

“Now? Now we pay for these clothes, wear them out, and stink every body out with our stank ass farts! All while you attract as many of these men as you can! Then we’ll see how everyone likes these two fat farters!”

“That sounds…bad,” Janine frowned. “I’m not so sure anymore.”

“Trust me, we’re gonna get so laid,” Dani laughed as she gave her butt a little wiggle, slapped it to gave it a little jiggle, and watched it ripple with a smelly fart. “Now you.”

“Me?”

“Yeah you,” Dani encouraged her ticket to revenge.

“Okay,” Janine responded and let out her longest smelliest fart of the day. Dani had to wave the stink form her nose, it was so overpowering. “Sorry about that,” Janine apologized.

Dani wagged her finger at her new friend, “Never apologize for your farts. Men will tear each other for just a whiff when we’re done!”
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