Moxie was always kind of a vile bitch, so hitting up the Sex Exchange sounded like a good idea! She strolled in with her wad of stolen money and was immediately overtaken by the stench of stale sex, shit, and latex. All around her were shelves and shelves of lurid, horrible sex implements that had seen countless holes of questionable quality and safety. Moxie figured that the crusty sex juice was all just part of the appeal, though, and didn't pay it much mind. She sauntered up to the counter where a fat angler fish woman was sitting behind the register and leering at her while sweating heavily.
"H-hi there." She gurgled, "Welcome to the Sex Exchange. H-how can I help you?"
Moxie cringed at the phlegmy, disgusting way the fish talked, but decided to ignore it,
"I got a wad of cash and I need something that's not just gross, but usable to kill goons. You got a toy that I can use as a lethal weapon?"
The fish clasped her fins together, nodded and snickered, "Eheh, hehe, ye-yeah, funny you should say that. I got a few things that might, uh, really come in handy for something like that. You know that ol' wrestler 'The Volcano Colon'?"
Moxie tapped her chin, "Yeah, wasn't that the chick who had diarrhea that was so hot it scalded people's skin off?"
The fish nodded and jiggled, "That's right. I got this long chain of metallic anal beads that she herself used. They're one of the few things that have ever been inside her ass that wasn't completely destroyed. They still carry her signature stench and would make a great whip."
Moxie looked past the counter and saw a humongous, dildo bat that was as wide as a telephone pole and four feet long. It was in a glass case and had a thick fog of deadly stench wafting off of it.
"What about that?" Moxie asked, pointing to the dildo
The fish started to look very nervous.
"F-funny you should ask. That particular sex toy was donated by, uh, Braun Beatdown. We hold a special challenge here at the Sex Exchange. If you can deepthroat the entire dildo, down to the handle, you can keep it. But uh, nobody's ever survived it."
Well, Moxie always loved a good challenge...
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