"ERROR, remove obstructing outfit before equipping armor." The inventory screen displayed, forcing Selena to remove her shirt, exposing her bare breasts to everyone around her before she was able to re-equip her armor-kini.
"Well," McKenzie said, annoyance in her voice at the ridiculous sexism in this game, "now that the nightmare is over, let's explore shall we?"
Selena nodded, and the two friends headed out to see the virtual wilderness.
Out in the forest, the two girls were easily dispatching the various mobs that spawned, looking for a challenge, when they saw a massive marble ruin on a nearby hill.
"What's this?" McKenzie asked, bringing up her wiki to see what was here, "Temple of Armor, whoever completes the quest herein will receive legendary armor, increasing ability, speed, taunt, dodge stats." She hummed in thought. "That'd be pretty useful. Let's get it then Selena!"
Selena meanwhile looked at the menacingly tall marble structure, and gulped, "I've got a bad feeling about this..." She didn't want to see what counted as Legendary Bikini Armor...
"Hey," McKenzie said, grabbing her friend by the arm, "any armors gotta be better than this right?"
Walking up to the door, she pushed on it, only to receive an alert, "RESPEC NEEDED FOR ENTRY"
"Huh, well, if it'll get us the armor ..." She hit the check mark, and allowed her stats to respec, as did Selena, watching as their strength, lock picking, and encumbrance stats went up, but their INT stat went down. "Guess this dungeon doesn't have many puzzles, huh?" She joked to Selena, who meekly nodded, and followed her friend into the dungeon.