You've been dating your girlfriend for two years now. She's physically beautiful but lately her attitude has been obnoxious. She disrespects you and constantly disobeys. You've reached your boiling point and want to break up with her. Which is too bad because she's so much prettier than all the other girls around.
That's when you stumble across an ad.
Control Your Girlfriend
It was an advertisement for a skin lotion than penetrated the subject's nervous system and rendered them slaves. You ecstatically purchase it before reading the warning label.
Within a few days you receive your package. As you cross out the label to prevent your girlfriend from wising up, you notice the side effects on the label: low confidence, lethargy, increased appetite, lowered metabolism, and rapid weight gain.
"Weight gain?" you mutter.
Most guys would've been against this, but you were oddly tolerant of it. Its not like fat girls ever bothered you and your girlfriend might even look cute with some extra padding.
You go ahead and give the lotion to your girlfriend.
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