John started thinking really hard about his choice until another choice hit him, “What if we buy the shrink machine and I get her people to eat? Maybe if I do this, she’ll still reward me and I don’t have to be eaten”.
John looks up to Taylor and explains his plan. “What if I were to buy the shrink gun and use it on bad people like… Mark Camron? He bullies me a lot and I already know he deals hardcore drugs like meth outside college to people who can’t help themselves,” Taylor sat back and thought about it then replied “hmmm, he is pretty hot despite being an asshole. Tell you what, I’m down with this idea, but how will we buy the shrink machine? I have a job but that money will run out fast without bonus cash”.
John sat around for about eight minutes and finally came up with a further plan. “I got it, what if you kept me around with you and I was considered dead to the real world, they’d find my “suicide note” where I willed you my remaining money for being such a good friend. Then once we buy the shrink ray, we can pull off this plan and we could stick together”.
Taylor seemed confused but interested “So basically, you want everyone to think you’re dead so that way you can live the rest of your life as my secret boyfriend?” John made up his mind and exclaimed “YES! I would love to live the rest of my life as your secret boy friend… and who knows… maybe we could do each other favors”.
Taylor thought more about it and said “eh, why the hell not? I find you super attractive any ways, lets do this!” and put her fist out for tiny John to fist bump, John went along with it and bumped her fist with his tiny hand. “For the first step, you’re going to have to grow me back so I can write the note and leave it at my house. Do you trust me enough for this?” John asked. “Not really, so I’m going to follow you to make sure you don’t run off”.
After about two hours, Taylor finally grew you back using the machine, she bribed the guy extra to keep quiet. As you both walk out, she pulls you aside “Alright, remember the plan. If you can trick Mark Camron into getting eaten by me, you’ll be my secret boyfriend and I’ll do special favors for you. BUT if you try to betray me, I won’t hesitate to shrink you again and eat you!” John reassures her “No no don’t worry, I can’t guarantee I’ll get him, but I’ll try“.
Taylor kisses John, taking him by surprise. “If you catch him, you’ll be getting more of these in your future. Text me on snapchat so that way our messages won’t save, give me as much info as you can get so we can set up a proper plan when the time comes”. John hugs Taylor closely “I will, I’ll get you your food”. Taylor looks happy but then turns sad “Im uh… I’m sorry for eating your friend John, I just couldn’t resist”. He hugs her again but doesn’t say anything.
As Taylor walked with John to his house, he noticed that no one was home, which made things way easier. He wrote the fake suicide note while Taylor was texting the owner of the shrink machine for a price. After she bought it, she walked around John’s room and looked at his items. “Is there anything you want me to steal from you? I can keep them at my place when you move in,” she offers. “Sure, take my laptop, maybe you can find someone to wipe all its data and make it ours”.
Now that Taylor could see that John was committed to their plan, she let him sleep for the night on his own and returned to her apartment. John’s new plan was to show up to college and bait Mark into meeting him at Taylor’s apartment to fight in front of her and prove themselves to her, this was obviously just to lure him out. But then again, if you wanted out of this… now would be the time to run away.