"You know now that I think about it, what about Steven?" Andrea nudged Liz, giving her a sly grin.
"What about Steven?" Liz shrugged, now thinking that maybe Andrea wasn't the best choice to share her new machine with.
"I've always wondered how long he was," Andrea chuckled, "Now's the chance to find out. Swap him with me!"
"I don't know Andrea," Liz replied, "Are you sure you want this?"
"Oh just do it, Liz!" Andrea playfully pushed Liz on the shoulder."Live a little!" Liz gave up, knowing full well that Andrea had clearly made up her mind on the matter. Understanding she really had no option anymore, Liz pointed the remote at Andrea and clicked. Andrea patted her crotch, and much to her dismay, did not find a penis.
"Don't worry," Liz said, "I just need to go use the remote on Steven, I'll be right back," Liz then left in search of her unsuspecting test subject. After looking through most of the aisles in Wilko, Liz found Steven trying to placate an unruly customer.
"Ma'am, I understand your situation," Steven said trying to calm the unstable woman, "But you can't return chapstick that you have used,"
"I swear to god, I'll sue you all!" The upset woman yelled as she walked off. Steven breathed a sigh of relief. happy that the woman finally left.
"Hey Steven," Liz greeted him with a smile, "That looked pretty messy, you alright?"
"Oh, hey Liz," Steven smiled, happy to see a friendly face, "Yeah, I'm fine. Just another one of the crazy ones. She was trying to return a whole bunch of half used products. What are we supposed to do with a half empty gallon of milk?"
"Yeah, crazy," Liz said, not really paying attention, "Oh jeez, Steven look what that lady's doing over there!"
"What?" Steven turned around and Liz used the remote on him without him noticing. Liz was beginning to walk away when she heard Steven say...
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