The girls found themselves at a very high-end clothing store; one that mostly sold suits with prices in the triple digits, shoes in the quadruple digits and an array of perfumes and colognes that smelt like pure chemical nastiness.
As soon as they entered it was pretty clear that they didn't quite fit into the place. The others furs gave them a bit of a look as the fox and skunk started browsing the overpriced clothing.
"Hey, Morgan.." Liz grinned, causing Morgan to look over. The skunk had a very expensive handbag, one with a faux leather design, open and held against her furry butt, her tail swaying.
"Oh my God, Liz! You can't do that! They'll see us!"
"Pfft, nobody's over at this side of the store!" The skunk laughed dismissively, readying her stance and blasting a very deep, muffled ripper right into the handbag, filling it up with her very own skunky scent.
Morgan had to hold on to the wall just to keep herself standing from laughing so hard, hearing the strain of the very muffled-sounding toot rumble into the bag, and it just kept going and going until Morgan was in tears.
"It's like, rumbling the bag!" Liz laughed, finally cutting off the gaseous assault and bringing the handbag to her nose, taking a big whiff of it before making a disgusted noise.
"Yuck, that's gonna lower the price a bit.." The skunk grinned broadly, placing the bag back where it was before.
"It's gonna take weeks for them to get that smell out!" Morgan pulled Liz's arm, getting her away from the bag before someone saw them.
They entered another area of the store, the only fur around was an elderly badger, looking through some suits.
"Hey, Liz.." Morgan tapped her friend on the shoulder. "The guy's got a hearing aid."
Liz smirked. "Oh, he has, has he? I wonder if he can hear this.."
Liz suddenly let out a loud, trumpety fart into her skirt, Morgan bursting into laughter immediately.
The man didn't even seem to react in any way, which only made the girls laugh even more.
Liz comically lifted her leg up to one side and let out another rip; this one was a little longer, but just as noisy, yet the old badger still made no kind of movement.
"I've got an idea." Liz chuckled, and started walking over to where the man was.
Morgan's face beamed in disbelief as the skunk began easing out a very long, very deep fart while she walked over, standing next to the man and looking through some shirts, and still letting the fart slowly rasp out the entire time.
The badger still didn't seem to be able to hear her, and Liz winked at Morgan as the fart was STILL going, causing Morgan to literally fall to the ground in hysterics.
Liz bent over, pushing out her fluffy derrière in the direction of the man, and still sustaining her behemoth of a fart. She stood there for about another ten seconds, her emission not even lessening in tone or strength.
Liz eventually walked back over to Morgan, finishing her lengthy effluvium with a loud quack.
The girls both broke out into even harder laughter - he hadn't even heard it for a second!
"Oh my god!" Morgan cackled, and as the girls quickly left the area of the store they noticed the old man start to sniff, and retch.
There was one more area of the store that Morgan and Liz knew they had to mess around with; the perfume display.
It smelt horrible as they neared it, the smell of saggy old women enveloping the fox and skunk.
"I think they should name this fragrance 'senile and stinky'!" Morgan held her nose.
Liz laughed at the poor joke, picking up a bottle shaped like a flower, getting a strange look from the clerk.
"Let's see just how powerful this perfume really is!" The skunk stated, taking the little bottle and spraying a few puffs of it below her tail, over her skirt and panties.
"Oh my god Liz, you can't possibly still have gas after that one in there!"
"Ah, but I do! See if this smells any better!"
Liz turned her skunky butt towards Morgan, sticking it out as a bubbly, juicy fart croaked from her behind.
Morgan sniffed the air, gagging - but it wasn't due to Liz's fart smell, it was due to the overwhelming smell of the perfume.
The store clerk gasped in shock, not quite sure how to react to a skunkette ripping ass in her store.
"Aw, cmon, I know my farts are stronger than that!" Morgan watched as Liz forced out a collection of several more farts that progressively became wetter and nastier with each one, until the skunk was able to smell her own putrid stench through that of the perfumes.
"Ahh! Refreshing!"
The clerk marched over to them - an old, angry Labrador.
"Get out of here! What do you think you're doing!?"
The girls looked at each other.
"I said get out! That sort of juvenile, disgusting display is not tolerated in here, you impertinent, rude girls! Have some manners!" Liz and Morgan found themselves physically shoved out of the store, falling outside right on their asses.
"Ow.." Morgan gasped.
"Well, that happened." Liz said blankly.
There was a brief pause, and suddenly the girls both erupted into fits of laughter, forcing out a small but noisy fart from Morgan which only made them laugh more.
"What should we do now, then?" Morgan asked Liz.
"Hmm.. We could keep looking around the mall, or we could go back to the dorm, maybe?"
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