Nancy opened the door and happily greeted a huge mob of monsters awaiting on your front porch. Initially you were awestruck, seeing all of these mythological creatures that you thought weren’t real enter your house. There was a basilisks, werewolves, vampires, kitsune, dragons, trolls, ogres, gnolls, cat people, and so many more. Then you realized, you didn’t have to watch a ton of high school party movies to figure this out, they were going to wreck your house… and Nancy was probably going to blame it all on you and your little brother.
You could hear the opening and shutting of your parent’s liquor cabinet, and out of nowhere you heard EDM music blast over your dad’s home stereo system, bumping the bass-heavy music all throughout the house. You grimaced a bit. You knew she wanted you to go to bed so she could throw a party… but how did she expect you to sleep through this!? You had to come up with some sort of plan to put a stop to this. Maybe if you called your parents that would get the monsters to flee, but your cellphone ran out of battery an hour ago, you accidentally left your charger downstairs, and the nearest landline was in the kitchen.
You gulp, not wanting to venture down into the literal sea of sweaty, partying monsters downstairs, but it seemed you had no choice unless you wanted to be grounded for the rest of your life. You slowly creaked your door open, you were sort of glad the loud music was playing, no one could hear you over it. You slowly crept your way down the staircase. So far, so good. You tip-toe your way around some oblivious, drunk monsters until you accidentally bump into someone. Someone big! Really big! Your blood runs cold as you hear a female voice happily coo, “Oh, hey there. I didn’t know Nancy had party snacks here too.” You fearfully look up and stare into the glowing, hungry eyes of…