Chapter #4Fairly Odd Wish Granting by: Mr.Z   Timmy Turner, the average boy that no one understands, bursts into his room. Looking miserable as he has finished a dreadful day at school. His pet goldfishes noticed his sad demeanor and transform into his fairy god parents, Cosmo and Wanda. "Hey Sport. What's with the gloomy look?" Wanda asks as they float over to their child.
"Yeah, usually you look gloomy already with those big teeth. But you look even gloomier than ever." Cosmo comments as Timmy walks over to his bed and threw himself onto the comforter.
"Today was miserable at school. We finished up playing dodge ball during PE and when we went to the showers to wash up, Frances pulled off my towel. Everyone started pointing and laughing at me." Timmy cried.
"Oh, I'm sorry Sport. Kids can be so cruel." The pink haired Fairy comforted him.
"Yeah, kids, adults, even animals can be cruel too. Why were they laughing at you?" Cosmo asked.
"It's because I'm still small down there." The two fairies looked puzzled. "You know, down stairs?" The two fairies still aren't understanding. "My penis. I have a small penis." A light bulb just went off for Timmy. "I know. I wish I had a big dick." Cosmo and Wanda raised up their wands but instead of granting the wish, their wands fizzled out. "What happened?" Wanda poofs Da Rules book into her hands.
"It looks like there's rules against increasing the size of your wiener, Timmy." Wanda reads. "The fairies banned it because too many kids were making that wish, which leads to them getting sexually active and stop being seen as kids. No kids, no fairies."
"Oh man, do I remember the days before they banned that wish. Very dark days." Cosmos lamented.
"Well help you feel better later Timmy. Cosmo and I have a meeting to get to."
"What meeting?" Timmy asks.
"It's our yearly meeting with our tax person. Just gotta go over some paperwork and get everything filed." Wanda answers.
"Oh, it's very boring. Usually Wanda does all the talking while I entertain myself with string." Cosmo turns into a green cat as Wanda tosses a ball of yarn at him to play with.
"Wait, before you guys go can you grant me one wish." An idea pops into Timmy's head. "I can't wish to have a big dick, so instead I wish for a magical drink that gives whoever drinks it a big dick." The fairies raised their wands and it actually works as a red sport bottle poofs onto Timmy's desk in his room title Cock-a-Cola.
"Alright Timmy, we'll see you when we get back." The two fairies disappear to Fairy World.
"Awesome. I love loop holes." Timmy looks over to the desk and the can is gone. "Where did it go?" Timmy ran over to his desk and looked outside of the opened window next to it. He sees the can had rolled out of the window and is now on the sidewalk. A marathon run was set up on the street and one of the vendors who set up booth sports drinks looked down and picked up the can, thinking he dropped it while setting up. Timmy ran out of his house and went to the booth, looking at all of the sports bottles on the table but couldn't find his. He then turned around and saw someone finish drinking his magical bottle. Who was it?   indicates the next chapter needs to be written. |
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