"CURLEH MUSTAAAAAAAACHE!" the villain cried, crashing just outside of Doomstadt in Latveria. He'd already made up his mind that to properly conquer the world and claim all of its pussy as his own, he first had to conquer the ultimate conqueror - Doctor Doom. Who actually had conquered the world.
While there were some men he was interested in, Doctor Doom was not one of them. So the good doctor would be getting genderswapped into a beautiful woman. Now, he just had to get to him so he could become her.
...Pronouns gave him a headache sometimes. Whatever, he'd figure it out later.
He looked around the village of mildly disturbed people, then up at Castle Doom in the distance. "HELLO THERE!" the villain said in perfect Latverian. "I am here to conquer Latveria and do obscene things to your leader."
Several of the villagers began to laugh, while a younger man gave him a sympathetic look and patted him on the shoulder. "You're going to die," he said. "And so young, too..." He patted the villain on the shoulder again, and went about his business.
The villain just chuckled softly. "Well, its nice to know people have confidence in me," he said. He coughed, and snapped his fingers, creating earmuffs for everyone. "Trust me folks, you're gonna need them." He pulled out a tuning whistle and blew on it, humming a little, and shouted.
"REED RICHARDS IS BETTER THAN VICTOR VON DOOM AT EVERYTHING!"
The sound echoed. There was no way it hadn't been heard in Castle Doom. Even with the earmuffs, people heard it. And they started evacuating the blast area. The villain just smiled, waiting.
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