Claire sniffed and took a deep breath and let it out as she surveyed her living room, finally all the furniture her parents had bought her was where it belonged, the cheap pictures were hung, and her bedroom was all set up.
“Thank you guys so much!” She said turning to her neighbors who had helped her.
“No problem Claire, it’s nice having a new neighbor!” The young man around her age, Mark, said.
“Yeah hopefully you stay longer than- oof!” Sean, his friend, said before getting elbowed.”
“Huh?” She asked.
“Our neighborhood… isn’t for everyone.” Mark explains, grinning in embarrassment.
“Oh what’s wrong with it?” She asked, a bit concerned, she couldn’t move so soon.
“We have-“
“-pests! We have a pest problem!” Mark interrupts his buddy, giving him a glare.
Sean looks at the two, then grins. “Yeah, it’s a pest problem.”
“Umm… it’s not cockroaches right?”
“Nope not roaches… we have a gopher problem.” Mark explains.
“Oh, them, yeah I saw the holes in the lawn, I can deal with gophers.” Claire says, putting a hand to her breasts with a relieved grin. “Well thank you you two, but I’m gonna go grab some fast food, have my dinner and then go to bed.” She pulls out her wallet and hands her new neighbors some cash for their trouble.
The two guys wave and leave… and as soon as they’re out the door, Sean back hands his bestie… with his detached left arm, and points at him with it. “Dude what the hell? She deserves to know!” He holds up his arm for reference, before reattaching it. “I don’t care if you have the hots for her, we should have told her about the gremlins!”
“Hey I didn’t want to scare her off. Besides would you call it a problem? They’re Pop Gremlins and not Swap Gremlins… some people like that, like you, cock sucker!” He says with a grin.
“Hey, don’t you go shaming me for shit you do yourself, you horny bastard!” Sean says, shaking his head, but grinning all the same… then a thought seems to hit him… “Hey what do you suppose are the odds a pair of certain somethings of ours end up paying her a visit tonight?”
Mark laughs. “Really? And you call me a horny bastard? …I think that maybe we could bribe our little “friends” with some Twinkies and Cheetos to make it happen.”
Sean and Mark fist bump each other and head home… meanwhile Claire yawns… and stiffens when she hears some giggles… and gets the sense that something is watching her. She shudders, and looks around, but finds nothing out of place.
“It’s okay Claire, it’s just kids… or maybe a ghost, if this neighborhood had Swap gremlins those guys would have been all mixed up.” She tells herself. After a few tense moments of silence, she shakes it off to go get her dinner and continue on with her night until she goes to bed a few hours later, tired from her big day.
As for Mark and Sean, the two men have a similar night to Claire… expect before they go to bed, the two roommates have some fun with their “friends”.
“Mark, you sure you wanna do this? She did just move in today after all.” Sean asks as the two get ready for bed. When they first moved in they had separate rooms for privacy, but after living here for awhile it just made more and more sense to just share a bedroom and a bed. He strips naked and plays with his big cock and balls for a minute as Mark does the same…
“Yeah I’m sure man… shit maybe she’s one of them quiet but really freaky ones, you know?” Mark replies. “Besides didn’t you suggest this?”
“Yeah… but the more I think about it the more fucked up it sounds, she seems normal. Also maybe, just maybe…” Sean takes ahold of his manhood by the base and squeezes it and pulls, causing a loud pop! as his cock and balls and a bit of his groin come free. He holds his manhood up and gives it a shake. “She’ll freak out seeing our junk and try to throw them out or worse!”
There’s another pop as Mark takes his own large penis and balls off. He shrugs. “Nah, the gremlins wouldn’t actually let her fuck up our cocks, they like them too much.” as he brings his dick to his lips, then sucks it for a few moments until it’s hard, then chucks it at his friend, who at this point has gotten himself hard and tosses his member across as well. “Don’t you guys?” Mark asks the aether.
“Yeah! You two are great! Especially your junk, we put some work into your dongs, we’re not about to let some newbie shove them down a garbage disposal or something.” Says an impish looking being about a foot high after it bursts into existence on their dresser. A few moments later other gremlins phase in next to it and watch the guys.
Mark flops on their bed and affixes his buddy’s cock to his groin and sighs in pleasure as he slowly massages the member. “Ah… I love my dong… but it’s always better to jerk off with someone else’s… am I right?”
“Sure are!”
“Hell yeah!”
“Amen to that brother!”
Say the various creatures as they relax and play with themselves, as it turns out the creatures are either male or female, though, until they aroused, their genitalia are obscured by fur.
Sean on the other hand doesn’t join in on his friends’ fun, and points his friend’s dong at Frisix, the leader of this band of gremlins.
“Hold up, Frizz, garbage disposal?” He asks gravely serious.
“It only happened once, and they don’t call us gremlins for nothing, we fucked that puppy up well before the dong in question was anywhere close to being harmed…”
“Yeah, and someone touched a wire he shouldn’t have. He really was a Frizz afterwords.” Says the male gremlin next to him as he jerks off.
Frisix simply reaches over and flicks his underling’s junk, causing it to pop off and go flying.
“Ack! My dong!” The gremlin yells as it dives after it’s package as it flies off the dresser. He manages to snatch it before either of them hit the ground, and disappears with a crack, and reappears on the dresser where he blows his boss a raspberry and stalks a foot away to finish pleasuring himself.
Frisix finishes up, and cums into a little handkerchief, then teleports over to Mark right as he finishes up.
“Ahhh…” Mark sighs, as Sean moans just a bit and finally puts his penis on. Mark pops his dick off and hands it over to the gremlin to attach. Dispite the fur and size difference, the member goes on just fine, the bit of Mark’s groin shifting and shrinking to fit between Frisix’s legs. The critter sighs, and holds the dong upright, it’s head resting on his shoulder, while his other hand holds up Sean’s nuts via a handful of his sack as he waddles over to its owner, and let’s go of the penis to slap into his thigh.
“Look Sean, we promise, we won’t let these, and you guys by extension, get hurt, alright?” He points both hands at the huge sausage hanging between his legs. “You guys are fae friends, we watch out for our own, don’t we boys and girls?” A gaggle of affirmatives answer back. “See?”
“So who almost got turned to hamburger.”
“Leeroy across the way, but we were watching, Chelsey made it clear she didn’t care for him, he didn’t listen and chucked his big dumb dong through his window, told her it was a gift, to think of it as a dildo to use as she pleased. She just smiled, and said it would please her to shove it in the disposal, and then we intervened when it was clear she was serious! I mean good God! Detached or not, It was still connected to his body and everything, he would have bleed to death! That and he’s got a nice dick too, it’d suck to loose it.”
“Uh, huh… he still have it?”
One of the gremlins on the the dresser says: “He does…” then disappears, and reappears between the two humans with a huge cock with a massive pair of balls held above his head. “But not at the moment!”
Sean snorts and bites his lips as his friend’s cock nears orgasm. “Mmm… fuck! Ah, that’s good… fine you guy’s promise to watch her close, right? She seems nice, but she’s new and looks can be deceiving…” he says, using his friend’s dong as a pointer.”
“We promise, jezz… it’s not like it’s easy for us to enlarge you guys like this.”
“Really? Because last time I checked there’s not a man in our neighborhood under nine inches, nor a woman that can’t take that either.” Sean mumbles before handing over Mark’s cock and taking Leeroy’s from the cock thief. “Dude, this is already hard and slick… was Lee using it?” Sean asks as looks at the sticky strings of precum between his fingers.
“Yeah, you should have seen the look on his face! His was this close to cumming!” The little imp holds its fingers just far enough apart to be almost imperceptible.
Sean rolls his eyes and slaps it on right as Mark starts jerking him off on Frisix. “Damn, Jesus his cock is about to blow… think he’d mind if it stayed here tonight?” Sean asks.
“Thought you were straight?” Mark asks with a shit eating grin.
“Yeah… on maybe leaning bit more towards the bisexual side of things, and only because sharing dicks and pussies feels so damn good… it’s not like I feel romantic over you or other guys, asshole, and besides, Leeroy’s so damn big it’s like pissing out of a fire house, one second and you’re done.”
“Whatever you say bro…”
“Man, shut the hell up or I’ll slap you with this!” Sean shakes the cock in question. “Besides… you’d be upset if you didn’t have a go with it.”
“Well yeah… it’s a monster cock!” Mark says like it’s the most obvious thing in the world.
“So as I was saying Frizz?”
“You folks are an investment, alright? Now are you still down? You did suggest this and you already bought the munchies!”
“…Yeah sure, just seems shitty to do the girl on her first night… what exactly are you guys gonna do?”
Frisix grins. “Well she needs to find out sooner or later so…”
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