Jordan wasted little time in taking ahold of the present and giving it shake. In doing so he felt something shake his junk in exactly the same way. Grinning Jordan tore the paper off and opened the box and reached inside, finding tissue paper and something with a familiar lumpy shape wrapped in the stuff, and a poke confirmed that’s what he had feeling of. Grin at its widest, Jordan pulled the object out and tore the paper off to reveal a cock and it’s balls- that he didn’t recognize as his own? For starters it was bigger than his, by a lot, and secondly the shape and the veins were all off.
Still, when he turned his light on, the cock and balls matched his skin tone perfectly, so it certainly looked like it belonged to him, but, despite having feeling of it, Jordan had never seen his new member before in his life, though he had no doubt that it was his now. He rubbed it in his hands as he looked around his room, and hummed in pleasure as the cock started to throb in its new owners hands, clearly enjoying the stimulation. Then, Jordan saw them, two more presents on his desk!
One was wrapped with a pink bow and polka dot wrapping paper, the other blue with stripes. Jordan slid out of bed and pulled his night pants open and slid his new penis inside and pressed it on where his old member once was, just how he had seen his parents and brother do, and just like them the detached body part stuck, freeing his hands as he strode over to investigate the other presents.
Like before, each time he shook one he could feel it from whatever was inside, though, whatever was inside the pink one felt different than the blue one, while the blue one felt very familiar… Jordan opens that one, and like before it’s package both wrapped up with, and surrounded in, tissue paper. Once it was free of both, Jordan let out a sigh of relief, and grinned like a loon, for it was another big cock and balls, but this time, Jordan recognized the member as his own, even enlarged as it was he’d know his penis and testicles anywhere. He quickly brings his package up to his face and strokes it, he was sorely tempted to act on all the fantasy’s he had made over the last several years as it gets hard, but… he still had one present left.
With a bit of trepidation, he slides his member into his pocket and takes ahold of the last present, the other two were blue and held his penises… so by that logic, that would mean he had a pussy in there. Jordan wouldn’t call himself homosexual, he was bi, so a vulva held as much attraction to him as a cock… but the thought of actually owning one as a part of his body? He wasn’t sure how he felt about that. Regardless, whatever was in the box was a part of him and the gremlins gave it him along with finally giving into his requests, so he couldn’t just leave it in the box.
As such he rips into this one and finds it just like the others, except this time it’s an oval shape wrapped in the tissue paper... and there was something else under it, a box, but Jordan ignores it once he realizes that whatever is inside it, he has no feeling of, so he works on the tissue paper covering the body part. Once it’s free of that though, it was exactly as he suspect, a vulva, a nice and big one…and tight too, he found as he inserted his fingers into it. He groaned, it was sensitive and it had a clit almost the size of a grape, while it’s walls had an elastic sort of tightness, giving just the right amount of resistance to his probing fingers… and then hand even as he inserted it! He could even insert his other hand too and stretch out the sex organ, but to his delight it didn’t hurt at all, and but felt good! Even better, it practically snapped back to normal like rubber when he removed his hands.
Jordan sets it aside for a moment, mind already a buzz of how he was going to put the pussy to work, but first thing first, that other box. He pulls it out and… immediately chuckles and shakes his head, it’s a box of condoms. Huh, mighty thoughtful of the gremlins though, he wasn’t certain, but he heard rumors that people that ended up with genitalia of both sexes because of gremlins could get themselves pregnant, and Jordan wanted none of that, because as far as he was concerned he was born male and very comfortable with that. Besides he had more penises than pussies, so he was objectively more male than female, so he had no business getting knocked up to begin with.
With that Jordan takes the box and his pussy back to his bed and lays down, setting the box on his night stand, and laying his pussy on his chest. He then takes off his new penis and pulls his improved member out of his pocket and lays them both on his chest over his vulva and hugs his new body parts.
“Thanks guys… these are the best birthday presents ever, thank you, thank you all so much!” He says out loud, hoping the gremlins are listening. He then grins and says. “You know it’s been three years, but my offer still stands, I don’t mind sharing!” He says, gesturing to his members.
The gremlins do hear him…