Kari began to feel rather nervous as Yolie got that peculiar look in her eye. "I always knew that Yolie was a little wierd but suddenly I get the feeling that I'm going to learn exactly how wierd". Yolie pulled a chair out from the wreakage of the room and placed it in front of Kari. As she stood up on the chair, Kari noticed that Yolie was carrying a small beaker filled with purple fluid in her hand. "Well Kari, she said, I'm aware that you and I are best friends but one of the reasons I came over here is because I needed a guenei pig to test out my newest discovery from the chem lab at school. It's a special chemical that dulls the brain and causes those under its spell to become giddy and carefree. I needed a human test subject and it's perfectly safe because I have an antidote too, so open up! She grabed Kari's nose and pulled her mouth open. Kari barely stifled a giggle as her hair tickled the arches of her feet. She began to swallow the fluid and she immediatly felt the effects as it went down her throat.
Kari had never been drunk before but with her last remaining senses she thought this feeling she had was very close to it. As she finished drinking Kari began to feel sleepy,giddy, and intoxicated all at the same time. "How do you feel Kari?" Yolie asked mockingly "How should I supposed to feel? Kari asked "Good, now are you ready for a song?" "Oh joy! Kari said. With that Yolie brought out a cassete tape she had in her pocket and put it into Kari's radio. As the music started Yolie burst out into song, starting with Kari's left foot, and since she was so brain-dead, Kari joined in once or twice.
Yolie:
Zigzag,wigzag,ragtag meet
Count the toes on Kari's feet
Ooga, booga, flipsen, flen
Start at one and end at ten
Starting first with pinky toe
Tiniest toe in the whole row
It may be small but never missed
The first one on our counting list
Then Kari broke in wiggling her toes as she sang:
Zigzag,wigzag,ragtag meet
Count the toes on Kari's feet
Ooga, booga, flipsen, flen
Start at one and end at ten
Next are toes two,three and four
Wiggle, sqiggle, and jiggle more
They are ticklish, that's no riddle
They make up a funny middle
Yolie:
Zigzag,wigzag,ragtag meet
Count the toes on Kari's feet
Ooga, booga, flipsen, flen
Start at one and end at ten
Number five is the most fun
Because it is the biggest one
Fat and cushy as can be
It's almost as big as me!
Kari:
Zigzag,wigzag,ragtag meet
Count the toes on Kari's feet
Ooga, booga, flipsen, flen
Start at one and end at ten
Now were on to number six,
On my seismic set of kicks
Plump as honey bee from hive
It's my twin to number five
Yolie:
Zigzag,wigzag,ragtag meet
Count the toes on Kari's feet
Ooga, booga, flipsen, flen
Start at one and end at ten
Next is seven, eight, and nine
Wiggle Kari, your doing fine!
Squirmy these big piggies be
In the seccond pair of three
Zigzag,wigzag,ragtag meet
Count the toes on Kari's feet
Ooga, booga, flipsen, flen
Start at one and end at ten
Finally we come to ten
Littlist toe on foot again
That's the way our singing goes
We've counted all ten of Kari's toes!