"Well... What's the price?" you ask, cursing yourself for knowing there should have been a catch.
"Well you can do one of two things. First off, my niece is in town today with her Uncle Cizar, quite an odd fellow. My niece is mostly human, so she isn't very short. And it is her sweet sixteenth birthday. And she is single. And--"
"Oh, I get it. You want me to go out with her," you answer.
"Well.. uh, erm.. if you want to put it that way. She's new and hasn't had contact with many people, and you seemed like a nice fellow, so I just thought... well yeah."
"And what is my second choice?" you ask.
"Second choice?" the troll asks, confused.
Are you some kind of idiot?
You should have said that.
"Yeah, you said I had a second choice."
"Oh, right. But didn't I tell you? But I must have..."
You should still say he is an idiot. But your too nice, and he might turn you into a frog or something.
"Nope."
"Oh, well, I don't think I did. So are you with me, Yay or nay?"
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