It's Great To Gain

"I'd love to go to the restaurant again!" you say, nodding your head at Uncle Jerry.
He chuckles, "Okay, IYNH! Let's go!" he says.
You wonder, "Wait, Jerry! How are we gonna get there?" you ask him.
"Oh, the place isn't far from here, actually," he says, "we could just walk."

"Good enough for me!" you say, following Uncle Jerry to the restaurant.

The two of you eventually make it to the restaurant, it having a big sign written, 'Pork&Chow Diner'. Right as you enter, flashbacks of what you used to eat here when you were little start flooding into your head. Those were good times!

"Welcome to Pork&Chow Diner! How can I help y'all today?" the man at the counter asks as you two approach the front of the line.

"What do ya want off the menu, sport?" he asks.
There are many choices, some small meals and some large meals. You wonder, you really want a lot to eat, but you just got this new fat from earlier... Maybe just stick with a small meal? you think, putting a hand on your soft, football shaped belly.