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The hardest quiz you'll ever do, man.

Hello, and welcome to The Random Quiz.

In case you haven't guessed, the quiz is random.

No, seriously. It's random.

You don't believe me? Well, that's your loss...and your sanity to boot >_>
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1. The Muffin Man. He's real. My lampshade told me so.:
 Do you know the muffin man?
       The muffin man?        
       What the muffin man?        
       No. But I like Muffins.        
       The muffin man!        
       Ooh, did you just mention the muffin man?        
       Wtf?        
2. The Candy Man can.:
 Well done, adventurer, for reaching this far! as accomplishment of your journey, you will be rewarded some candy.
       CANDY? IS THAT IT? IVE HAD TO PUT UP WITH ALL THIS FOR CANDY?        
       Candy. Now I am eternally satsified,        
       Is this to boost my stats like on that weird little game with the yellow monsters, or is it because you can't afford anything else?        
       I would eat it. If THERE WAS ANY HERE.        
       Please, take my belongings, my sanity, and my soul. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE        
       Wtf?        
3. Science. Real science. Oh yes it is.:
 If you crossbreed a tomato and a potato, do you get a sterile tomapotato?
       My head is now going to make contact with the desk.        
       Um.        
       I thought you'd get a cherry?        
       What.        
       No, but you do get an asylum.        
       Whisky Tango Foxtrot?        
4. Spare Time:
  What Do you do in your spare time?
       Drink coffee. And that can really make you HIGH. Like, ceiling high, man.        
       Stuff. Lots of stuff. And then some more stuff. Because stuff is cool.        
       I am the evil overlord of the universe, and you will suffer from my all powerful mega death ray of rainbow sparkles.        
       Burning things by accident because my cooking is TERRIBLE        
       Somebody ate my remote :’(        
       Wtf?        
5. Pie: A popular case.:
  I ate the apple pie.
       Because it looked at me funny.        
       Because my conscience demanded blood sacrifice.        
       Because I had to. I HAD TO.        
       BECAUSE.        
       Because who cares. Want a cookie?        
       Wtf?        
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