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Flash Fiction |
Generations âI donât understand a word you are saying.â âItâs all English Grammie, you know English. You were one of the people who taught me to talk in English,â six year old Cindy answered. âThatâs just a saying, Honey. It doesnât mean I donât understand English words. I do understand all the words. I meant I donât understand what youâre trying to tell me with them.â âBut thatâs not what you said.â âNo, youâre right. I said I didnât understand a word you were saying when I really understood every word, I just donât know what you were trying to tell me with those words.â âThat was kind of funny.â âFunny?â âYes because you said you didnât understand a word but you really understood all the words! But... I still donât know what you mean.â âWhat I probably should have said to you is, ah... what was it we were talking about before that anyway? I seem to have forgotten. âI canât remember either.â âWell, it couldnât have been important.â âWhy do you think that?â âOh, thatâs another saying from the old days.â âWhat exactly is this âsayingâ thing? âApparently itâs a bunch of things we used to say when I was younger that donât make any sense anymore.â âOh! Is that like when Mom tells me to hang up the phone, or roll up the window in the car?â âHuh?â âGram! Thereâs nothing to hang up on a cell phone and thereâs just a button on the door to push to shut the window in the car, nothing to roll. It doesnât make any sense really. We kids just call it âParent Talk.â Gram couldnât even answer, she was laughing so hard. |