Zeus and Hera

If this were real, I think this is how it would've gone down.

Hera: La la la la la.
Zeus (Bashfully): H-hi Hera.
Hera (Scowling): Hi Zeus...
Zeus: I-think-I-like-you-and-I-want-to-know-if-you'd-hang-out-sometime! You know...Maybe?
Hera: How about no...
(When Zeus gets home)
Zeus: Hmmmm. You know what, Hera likes Cuckoos. I bet if I turn into one, she'll get close to me! Then she can be my wife!
Demeter: Sigh. I thought he would settle after marrying me, too...
(Zeus goes through with his plan, and it works.)
Hera: Ahhhhhhhh! Nononononononono!
Zeus: What's wrong? Am I too handsome?
(Demeter, watching from afar, shakes her head and pinches her nose): No. No, you're not.
Hera: I don't wanna marry an unfaithful man! You've already married Demeter! Where's Mom when I need her! Rhea! Mom! Help!
Zeus: Umm. Hate to break it to you, sweets, but... She saved me from being eaten, and not you sooooo. I think she would support me, not you. Also, she's not here... Sorry.
Hera: Whaaaaaaaaaaa!
Demeter (Through gritted teeth): Not a great thing to say to the woman you're forcing yourself upon... Not that you would care.