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Rated: E · Poetry · Personal · #2339005

4/22/2025 daily

In my outside adventures I came across a couple of bees fighting!

He was trying to plead his little bee case but the female kept striking.

I said, "you two better fly off and fight at the hive.

The bee police are out they WON'T TAKE YOU ALIVE!"

The little bee bitch flew up and started stinging.

I took out my phone don't know who I was ringing.

She was stinging and screaming I didn't innerstand!

I said, "why are you so angry?"

She replied, "you took my man"!

I said, "look little bee lady I did no such thing".

She said, "you come back here all the time doing your mating call with that weed eating machine!

You put that sweet red stuff in the bird feeder.

Now every morning he's like, "I am going to greet her".

SHE WAS SCREAMING AT ME "I WON'T STOP IF YOU BEG"!

"I KNOW YOUR LYING HIM AND MY KIDS PORTRAITS ARE TATTOOED ON YOUR LEG"!
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