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Rated: E · Book · Comedy · #2349390

Pithy musings of a woman who had her life figured out -- and now doesn't.

Semi-autobiographical thoughts of a newly single, not-so-freshly unemployed prior go-getter.
November 6, 2025 at 10:04am
November 6, 2025 at 10:04am
#1100985
I scheduled a visit with Death. 11AM on November 5. Sent a calendar invite.

I showered. Showed up with my hair natural-- freshly curly.

I don't know if Death appreciated my efforts. The only proof of meeting was a heavy head in my lap. Ears floppy. Cheeks still. Death never introduced Itself.

A friend of 12 years gone. And in his place, a taunting replica, wet with tears.

October 31, 2025 at 12:00pm
October 31, 2025 at 12:00pm
#1100533
A month ago, I decided to give up booze until I achieve a certain goal. Yesterday, I was at lunch with a friend. Wine would have made it more fun.

It's weird to resent the rules you invented.
Like, I could lift the ban at any time -- but I'm too stubborn to let me win.


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