Ho ho whoa!

Conversation with Santa for dialog 500

"Ho ho holy cow! How long have you been standing there?"

"Long enough to know you belch like a trucker."

"Not bad manners, good cookies, milk is a little warm though."

"Yeah, I tried to tell my mom it needed ice. The carrots are organic. Sorry the cookies were vegan, milk too. My sister just turned 13 and threw a fit."

"I just thought it was a little off. So Jamie, were you really good this year?"

"You know I was! I didn't even kick my sister for turning our Thanksgiving turkey into tofurkey because puberty let in the crazy."

"Okay, I hope green is okay, we were all out of red at the pole."

"You could've made more!"

"Where do you think the stores get bicycles? We had red on backorder. We have to keep the stores happy or how do I make enough to pay the elves. They went on strike in the 80's and there weren't enough Cabbage Patch Kids to go around."

"Okay, I guess! Can I watch you pull it out of the sack?"

"No, turn around."

"Can I turn back around? Santa? Oh wow it is red! He could have at least said good bye! Or Merry Christmas!"

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"The Dialogue 500" 
DECEMBER PROMPT/ A conversation with Santa.