My main project has been a memoir recounting the bullying I endured in my teenage years. (I was a little chunky as a boy, and I was just 14 when I was presented with a Berlei "Instant Slimmer"   panty girdle and then told in no uncertain terms that it was a permanent addition to my school uniform.) When not hammering away at this autobiography I do occasional contests, write lots of nonsense and conspicuously fall short on the reviewing front.